Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life, but define yourself. Harvey S. Firestone

The people with whom you work reflect your own attitude. If you are suspicious, unfriendly and condescending, you will find these unlovely traits echoed all about you. But if you are on your best behavior, you will bring out the best in persons with whom you are going to spend most of your waking hours.

Some people get spiritual because they see the light and some people get spiritual because they feel the heat!

How do you know if you're truly a servant? See how you react the next time someone treats you like one.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Your Smile For The Day

An old married couple was at home watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:

"For God's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!!!

4 comments:

Sherri said...

i'm so laughing my ass off! gotta run! laughter is causing other trouble about now hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Ohh how funny! Love it!
Boyd Fan

Anonymous said...

Whitney really said that? lol

wspouse said...

Honey you're going to have to stop quoting me.