* I saw 104 degrees on my temperature gauge yesterday going home at 7:30.
* I bought a new umbrella yesterday.
* A commentor brought it to my attention that the picture below shows my address. Most of you know my name. Yesterday I typed my name in Google and within seconds it brought up two addresses. I could have driven to either one in less than 30 minutes. if you feel the need to come over and steal something, go ahead because I'm insured well and armed better.
* If you feel the need to harm my wife, if I'm not able, she has three sons that I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to deal with.
* The heat kicked my butt yesterday. When I got home, I laid down on the bed under the AC and watched TV.
* Gotta get to work, see ya Around The Corner!
5 comments:
I don't think my sons are old enough to protect my wife, but I will say one thing: she's a much better shot than I am.
You must have been the only person in the country who got their butt beat by the Heat. Go Mavs!
Although I would never dream of harming any of your lovely family or stealing any of your stuff, do you by chance have a pool??? Because that might give me a reason to peep your address my friend.....heeheee. That, or the smell of you smoking some good food on the grill!!!!
Have a good day, friend.
The above ground pool at the trailer park must be closed again.
Again, Anon, wash my car Asshole.
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