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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Big Mouth Women

I have never been one to hit a woman, but a guy can only take so much mouthing. Last night W-spouse didn't meet me at the door like she's supposed too with my pipe, slippers and a cocktail. She met me at the door griping. So I had to teach her a lesson.




Not really. As she was bringing the toys in last night she tripped and fell on the jumper and it hit her on the eye. And NO....I didn't laugh. She does have a black eye today though. Hey, she won't have to wear makeup on both eyes tomorrow for church, just match the other one and use half as much!!!

9 comments:

Home on the Range said...

OW. Come up with a good story. I tried to pass off the broken toe as mutant ninjas. Sounded better than a wrestling match with a hotel dressed in the dark.

wspouse said...

You can call me Grace! I can't help it if I am balance challenged! It only hurts when I blink or squint. Other than that I don't even notice... Except for this weird blob to my left in my peripheral vision. Lol

chichi said...

That's what happens when you have kids and or grandkids.LOL

Answers? I don't know the questions. said...

Does that weird blob answer to the name of Wendell?

Kathleen... said...

Mr. Spouse = rotTEN! ;-)

David said...

you said shut up and she thought you said stand up so you had to knock her down....i've seen it a hundred times..LOL

tmike said...

Nothing like sporting a new shiner for Easter service where you see a bunch of people you only see but once a year. haha The stories will fly.

Sherri said...

yeoch!!

w-spouse that is a true shiner... bless your heart...

i know what it is to challenged in the balance dept... i fall to the ground at least once per day... so far no shiners though...

ATC, you are too much with your tales!

The Angry Squaw said...

Whit, don't you worry honey, I think it just makes you look more FABULOUS!!! Tough girl sexy. Hahaha