Yesterday in the comments, W-spouse wrote: Ok, here's your first test for nursing: say Phenergan and Metoprolol, that's all for today on meds. Moving on to procedures: colonoscopy and arthroscopy. Now body parts: duodenum and uvula. Answers due tomorrow, either definitions or use them in the "you might be a redneck" context!
Well folks she really doesn't think that I am as smart as I know I am so here goes !!!!
Phenergan: Pronounced as "Fen-a-gin", a drug used when W-spouse has migraines and feels like throwing up.
Metoprolol: Pronounced as "Met-a-pro-fe-nal", a drug used for hypertension, when you over extend something. I take a form of this daily because the doctor says my blood pressure is hyperextended.
Colonoscopy: Pronounced as "Co-lo-nost-o-mi", this procedure allows doctors to legally play with your annular.
Arthoscopy: Pronounced(this was a hard one), "R-thur-copys", anytime they do a procedure on a man called Arthur, they use this term when they make copies of his paperwork.
Duodenum: Pronounced as "Doo-Doo-en", it's a part of the intestine that makes you Doo Doo, hence the pronunciation.
Uvula: Pronouced as "Vulva", I'm just to embarrassed to even describe this.
I don't see what's the big deal about all this medical stuff, I think I could be a Doctor and start surgerizing in a couple of months. :)
2 comments:
Ok Dr. Feelgood, you can start with examining metatarsals and phalanges, then move on to omentumectomy. We'll see if your patients have good outcomes!
Public Service Announcement: "It'll behoove ya, to care for your uvula..."
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